Monday, September 26, 2011

Advice for Creating a Hilarious Online Dating Profile

How do you make your online dating profile stand out from all the others? This is the number one problem newbies to the world of Internet dating need to resolve if they are to get full value out of their memberships. And this applies to all kinds of dating websites, including the free ones and the more upmarket pay dating sites.

If you were to conduct a survey among online dating advice experts, you will find that most of them advise the same internet dating tips across the board. The difference usually boils down to which dating tips are given the most importance.

A large majority agree that humour is an element that will always attract attention. If you can instil a bit of humour in your online dating profile, then you are more than halfway there to getting it just right. Of course, you should still make sure that you are addressing other elements of your dating profile, such as:

photos biographically correct data describing your hobbies and interests and much more, depending on the requirements of the particular dating service

But we want to create not just a humorous profile, we want ours to be as funny as possible! If a woman reads your profile and cannot help but laugh - for the right reasons, and not at your ugly comb-over hairstyle - then men have a statistically much greater chance of getting replies, winks, hugs or whatever Dating Site XYZ calls their free contacting interface.

Firstly, grab their attention with a witty heading or tagline. Often, the more absurd the better. Here are some crazy examples, but you can make your own version of these to generate many views of your profile, and from there some real live dates with people who "get" you, and enjoy your off-beat sense of humour:

Looks and brains - I have one of these elements, guess which? Hopeless romantic seeks hedonistic party animal Pick me for the most unpredictable time of your life I may not be the best catch on this site, but at least you are reading this right now!

One of the greatest ways known to attract members of the opposite sex is to invent a ludicrous job title. There are many examples of these that you can find on the Internet. Some have indeed become famous in their own right.

Facebook security engineer tropical fish psychologist cigarette lighter repairman paper-scissors-rock professional online dating guide writer (that one is always a winner!)

When getting into the more nitty gritty details about yourself, make sure it is the truth, but embellish it a little and make it sound totally off the wall.

For example, if you are a construction worker, say that you are working secret building for the government that will house two of every species in the event of a nuclear catastrophe, and you have been asked to seek out the perfect female to join in you in the fallout shelter.

Or, if you work in an office environment, say that you are developing a technology that will make internet dating sites unnecessary, but to do this you have to research cute women on the Internet for two years before the project can begin.

So, be as absurd, outrageous and bizarre as you like, just make sure it is based on the truth


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